Enter your name, age and beard length to receive a 100% scientifically questionable but spiritually accurate beard prophecy.
Your details
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Your beard prophecy
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Once you enter your details and hit
“Reveal my beard future”, this box will fill with:
- Your personalized beard title
- A short story about your near future
- Warnings, opportunities and beard vibes
- Bonus stats like beard alignment & lucky ritual
What is Beard Fortune Teller?
Beard Fortune Teller is a playful beard oracle at RateMyBeard.se. You enter your name, age and beard length – or even “I have no beard (yet)” – and receive a unique, funny beard prophecy written just for you.
Each reading includes a beard title, a short near-future story, a gentle warning, a fun opportunity and a suggested beard ritual. You also get beard stats like beard alignment, vibe score, chaos level and a lucky beard item for the day.
The site is made to be light-hearted, shareable and a little bit magical – perfect to send to friends, drop in chats or post on social media as a beard-themed meme. No login, no account, just pure beard magic in your browser.
Frequently asked questions
Is Beard Fortune Teller free?
Yes – completely free and just for fun. You can generate as many beard prophecies as you
like and share them with friends.
Do I need a beard to use it?
No. There is even a special “I have no beard (yet)” option with its own beardless destinies,
gentle teasing and future-beard energy.
Does my prophecy change every time?
Your prophecy is based on your name, age and beard stage. If you enter the same details,
you’ll get the same result – change something, and the beard gods may speak differently.
Do I need to log in or share personal data?
No accounts, no email, no tracking of your beard secrets – it all lives in your browser
and is meant purely for entertainment.