Meta Description: Is your beard long enough to require a wizard license? Some countries say yes! Find out if you qualify.

The Beard-to-Wizard Pipeline

In three very obscure (and possibly fictional) countries, having a beard past a certain length automatically classifies you as a wizard. If you find yourself growing an unusually long and wise-looking beard, be prepared to receive a letter from the Grand Council of Mystical Facial Hair. You may be required to carry a staff, wear a robe, and provide magical services upon request.

📌 Disclaimer: This is a humor article. If you receive an actual wizard license, please let us know immediately.